Best Parts of Being A Gymnast

Gymnastics tells you no. All day long. It mocks you over and over again. Telling you you're an idiot. That you're crazy. If you like running full-speed towards a stationary object, vault's for you. If you like getting whiplash equivalent to that of a small car crash, then rings is for you. If you like pealing pieces of skin the size of quarters of your hands... high bar is for you. Because the only thing more fun then rips, is when your rips get rips. If you like the thought of taking sandpaper to your hands then Parallel bars is your event.  And floor, you dream of doing backflips after backflip and twist after twist, but no one ever imagines how bad it hurts to land, twist or flip a couple degrees to far....BAMB you land on your face. It's delicious. If you like falling, then gymnastics is thee sport for you! You get to fall on your face, your butt, your back, your knees, and your pride! It's a good thing I didn't like falling... I LOVED IT!