Cough Cough Gay Cough Cough

 This post goes out to all those who call gymnasts gay! 

Yes, Bronson and Bridger that means you!

•  You call us gay because of the outfits we wear, we were more clothes then wrestlers  do. We were a singlet not a leotard and we actually wear shorts and most of the time we are wearing pants. 
• Everyone loves football players for running around slapping each others butts in spandex but gymnasts are gay for just wearing spandex.
• Wrestlers, why are you calling us gay? We don't ever make contact with another man unless its an air guitar battle or  an EPIC high-5. You guys are then ones putting your paws all over another man.
• All you gay gymnasts out there, I respect your choice but you freak me out. Please pick a new sport.

Best Parts of Being A Gymnast

Gymnastics tells you no. All day long. It mocks you over and over again. Telling you you're an idiot. That you're crazy. If you like running full-speed towards a stationary object, vault's for you. If you like getting whiplash equivalent to that of a small car crash, then rings is for you. If you like pealing pieces of skin the size of quarters of your hands... high bar is for you. Because the only thing more fun then rips, is when your rips get rips. If you like the thought of taking sandpaper to your hands then Parallel bars is your event.  And floor, you dream of doing backflips after backflip and twist after twist, but no one ever imagines how bad it hurts to land, twist or flip a couple degrees to far....BAMB you land on your face. It's delicious. If you like falling, then gymnastics is thee sport for you! You get to fall on your face, your butt, your back, your knees, and your pride! It's a good thing I didn't like falling... I LOVED IT!